I'm home!
Hey Hryundel!
Who is that sleeping in our bedroom?
What the hell?
Oh, it's Lokhmaty
I got him really drunk on tequila
Why???
Don't yell...
I just don't want him to see the news
He is by the way Lokhmatenko
He is Ukrainian after all
Though he was born here, his relatives are over there
So what? How long can you keep it like this?
Don't know
But I'm ashamed and scared to tell him
that Russia invaded Ukraine
I told him like they say, the troops were withdrawn
It was all fake
Exaggerated hysteria
Like it's already over
Let's go, like, drink and celebrate
Dude! It's cruel!
What if there is something really happened with his relatives?
Of course, I found out!
Who do you take me for anyway?
They are in Poland!
Everything is OK with them
As much as it's possible now
I told them that Lokhmaty would call them later
And what about the morning?
The second he wakes up he'll check the news
Well, I turned off the Wi-Fi
And his phone battery is dead
And I told him that we don’t have Apple's chargers
Well, knock yourself out
Although, IMHO, it won't work
What "won't work"? You do know that we can't tell him!
He's got a heart problem and he is so sensitive!
This news would kill him!
Though it should kill someone else...
Oof... Brr...
Looks like I got really plastered yesterday
Didn't I?
Oof... Well, what's new out there?
my phone is dead
Emm everything ... is cool .. yeah .. all is fine!
peace friendship chewing gum
They waved their fists and everyone's gone home ...
.. just like that ..
By the way, don't go to work today..
There is eh... Covid
Here is a letter I printed for you
"Shitsoft company is in quarantine. Don't come to work for a month. Signeded Director"
It says "Signeded"?!
What "Signeded"?
Ah! "Signeded"...
It means signed. This is a printer misspell
I mean... Missprint...
Why did you print this out for me?
Oh! Our router broke down.
I called the support ...
They promised to deliver a new one, so ehh...
so ehh... so ehh... tomorrow!
Heck! What will I do without the internet?
Lokhmaty! Eat a hot dog! Eat it!
I do, I do ..
By the way... Your neighbour called...
Asked you not to come home for the time being
There is ehh... flood.
-Flood! -What flood?
A flood... ehh... A flood!
Flood-lood-lood
What sort of flood-lood-lood !?
Someone give me a phone to make a call!
I'm not ehh'... I haven't ehh... I don't ehh...
-And mine is broken... socket ehh... -And mine is something with the charger... ehh...
-It's not good... it's a... speaker... -Something is not charging.
-It's not charged and he's got ehh...
-I'll be right back! -And I'll be right back...
Listen, this is bullshit! We won't be able to hold it for that long!
I'll put on the "Civilization" game for him right now.
It's a very long game.
Well, we'll make 'til tomorrow, and then what?
Well, I can't tell him
that our crazy tsar decided to re-enact Hitler,
and went with a real war on Ukraine.
Damn! It would kill him.
Sure, it's great to save him from depression
But who will be saving me from depression, huh?
I also feel pissed off that our mad tsar
has f*cked up so badly
He destroyed our country in the first place!
And killed the future of our children!
There are people dying under the bombing!
And you are in need of comfort?
We should have fought the Fuhrer more actively
while he was swelling up.
But you were always "no politics, please no politics" !!!
Here is the result of your "no politics".
This is our fault.
hmm...
Looks like you're right.
I propose to infect Lokhmaty with Covid!
Hey! Good idea!
No, Kolobukhin, I'm not crazy.
Yes, I actually asked for it!
Yes, spit out the window on my plate!
You have Covid, right?
Just don't tell anyone!
I'll give you steampunk goggles in return, okay?
Common!
Oh. Ugh...
Are you seriously drying the spit of a sick idiot in our oven????
Are you completely bonkers like Putin or what?
It didn't touch anything.
I'll make a contagious powder.
I'll touch you right now with a mallet in the back of the neck!
Nape?
No, it's the children have cute "nape".
And you have a fat neck!
You idiot have already killed all the viruses by heating!
You'll feed your friend an empty spit?
Oops..
What do we do then now?
Let's fiddle thermometer!
Fool, you just stuck a piece of paper on it.
This is visible to the naked eye!
I also hid his glasses.
He can't read anything without glasses.
What?!
Well, you are a moron Hryundel!
Why did you cut off the Internet then?
If you could just hide his glasses!?
I didn't think...
A-ah-ah-oh-oh!
You are a moron...
You Hryundel need to apply for a tsar position.
You match the parameters.
You are not thinking at all!
Look, my glasses are gone too.
Something wrong is going on.
I think I'll go home.
- No-no-no-no-no!!! - No-no-no-no-no!!!
Why?
You have a fever! You've got Covid!
Look Hryundel measured your temperature.
Hryundel, thermometer!
Where is the bloody thermometer, give it here!
A? Right now!
But I didn't measure my temperature!
Hryundel measured it for you ... from the back of your neck.
From the nape?
Nape is for children... well... in short
Lay yourself down! Get some more sleep!
What are you going to do at home alone with Covid?
There is no one to even give you glass of water.
What if it gets worse?
Just lie right here!
Would you like some tea with valerian?
But I actually feel okay.
Lie down, lie down! It's an Omicron, a vile thing!
Why are you smoking again?
Pss.. I beg you, Hryundel
Smoking is such a trifle these days.
The world is bloody falling apart...
What's really on the news?
Hmm... how can I say...
To pronounce it even... somehow...
Thousands of deaths.
Bombed and burned towns and villages.
Millions of refugees.
THE WHOLE world is against Russia, COMPLETELY!
And we are jailed for the slightest disagreement.
In short, it's time for you to sing a song.
Like...
"This time it is shite for real"
Or something like that...
Now we are buggered.
Now we are really very really deeply buggered...
Mmm...
Yes, it's not funny.
Real all-out war.
Like in the forties...
Only now, it looks like we are the fascists.
There's also that Z sign...
Do you know what it really means?
This is half of the swastika!
No way! I'm not a fascist!
I just managed to be born in a country
where damn it, there never was freedom.
We always have some kind of tyrant.
Schizoid paranoid!
Bloody moron doing all kinds of shit.
Whatever his left leg wants.
In short, I have to go.
Keep an eye on Lokhmaty and the kids.
I won't be long.
Where are you going?
Well, just...
To Moscow.
(station noise)
Listen, how long are you going to bug me?
Why don't you give me a phone?
Where is the Internet?
Why doesn't the TV work?
Why don't you let me out?
(Hryundel sighs)
Okay, Lokhmaty.
I will tell you the truth.
But on one condition.
What?
You won't go home
and stay with us.
Weird...
In short... hmm... hmm...
Damn... how about... where do I start here...
In short...
Shit
has happened
total!
Turn on the Internet...
But your family is fine! I checked!
They left for Poland!
Poster "The final solution of the Ukrainian question!"
Poster "Yes to war!"
Poster "Ukrainian children need bombs and rockets!"
Poster "People Z Fuhrer!"
Poster "The whole world is Nazis! Except us!"
Poster "Catch national traitors!"
Poster "Stalin - hunk!!"
I made a makeshift attic for you
It looks shallow.
But if you move the back wall there’s plenty of space.
We made a mattress for you.
You'll be like Anne Frank
(street noise)
So. Go to school!
Wait!
Remember the main thing.
We don't have any guests! Only mom and dad!
And they both represent the "true nation"!
Don't forget! Go on...
(crash of breaking door)
We were informed that a representative of a "fake nation" is hiding in your flat!
No, no... no way... why would we...
We support nuclear war!
Death to all! Death to all!
We will have to check.
Dudes, is Putin here?
O! Look! Masyanya!
Gee-gee-gee...
Come on, say "Piss off director!"
Gee-gee-gee...
So is Putin sitting here?
No. He's in the bunker.
Where is the bunker?
Here.
I have a present for him.
From the admiring humankind...
Then come in if Masyanya.
Quoting Masyanya "Let's go for a smokey.. For a smokey.. ..""
Gee-gee-gee... Gee-gee-gee...
(stomping of feet)
(muffled cell phone ringing)
Hey! Putin!
Ku-ku!
Where are you, asshole?
Putin!
Where are you? I have a present for you!
In accordance with the laws of war!
... this is not the end .. this is not the ..
And here you are, asshole, hiding!
And who are you?
I am the mother of my children and the wife of my husband.
Tell me the truth, you murderer
Why did you start this war?
Because there are Nazis.
So, dude, save this noodle for your zombies.
There is only one Nazi in this situation.
You are a bloody twat.
There are no Nazis there. Tell the truth!
Why the hell are they living in freedom?
And they don't obey me, the Great Emperor?
If my vassals will see that, they will also want to have it good.
no way...
It appears you wanted to strengthen your throne.
At the expense of HUNDREDS OF DEAD UKRAINIANS!!!
And THOUSANDS OF DEAD RUSSIAN GUYS!!!!
Are you out of your mind???
And not only to strengthen but also to become famous!
You know how we were taught in childhood...
Who is helping people
He is wasting his time
Good deeds
Will never make you famous!
You're involved in war crimes against humanity, asshole!
Trash!
Like Hitler... and also...
Pol Pot, Mao Zedong,
Osama bin Laden.
It's all your company now!
I was left with no choice!
I brought you a choice!
I brought the most reasonable and the only correct solution in this situation.
Here u go!
What's this?
This is a Japanese short sword
Wakizashi.
It is shaped like a katana but short.
Convenient for... uh...
Well... you understand...
This is for the only good decision in your life.
Understood?
I will go now.
You are a monster Putin, admit it.
Thousands of innocent people are dying, you moron.
Because of you!
Because of your bloated inferiority complex
and pathetic vanity.
Chao
hopefully forever..
Hey!
Why are you so openly sitting here?
Someone will see you - and snitch on you!
What, your phone died on the way?
Well, yes ... And what did I miss?
So, Hryundel.
Shall we tell her the news?
Or will we keep her in the dark for a few days like I was swindled?
Okay, I'll tell you, this is good news.
Come here.
(whispers)
Imagine!
(whispers)
Hehe!
Well. I was very persuasive!
He he
This is of course good news.
Excellent!
But a normal life will not be here soon for us anyway.
They say someone brought the sword to him right in the bunker.
I wonder who it could be?..
I wish we could catch the scumbag...
Heh..
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